Far-tales part 2

Dr CP was going through a neonatal exam. Our patient was 4 hours old, and was sent to the NICU for observation as he was underweight.

"Whooa, that was a big bomb you sneaky fella," she exclaimed as she was demonstrating the moro reflex. Patrick the baby didn't seem to care. He was sleepy.

Then a second 'bomb' was released. This time, she opened the window as it was increasingly clear that Patrick was about to poo.

The onslaught continued throughout the tutorial. Everyone thought it was adorable that lil ol paddy was having the time of his life dishing out fart after fart.

Then came the nappy check.

Surprise, surprise. The nappy was clean.

Little did they know that the silent bomber had struck again. I smiled a triumphant smile. Let's hope they don't come across this blog. Lol