Scrubbing in for surgery was indeed exciting.
Inscribed on one of the walls up in the MATER :
You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
Touch another patient
And you spread the bugs about
I don’t even need to get into the hoo-haa involved in infection control in hospitals. It’s absurd at times. I spent 5 minutes scrubbing up only to be asked to scrub all over again because I touched (more like brushed my hand against) an unsterile surface. Nice. All for the greater good I guess.
Burn Baby Burn.
I was positioned in front of the Registrar, with the patient on my right totally unconscious (I hope!).
The first cut was made underneath the areolar crease, approximately 2-3cm wide. The diathermy was then used for the rest of the procedure to both cauterize and coagulate ‘bleeders’. The smell was awful.
You know the feeling one gets when a putrid smell is basically implanted in your brain? The smell of rotting burnt flesh has probably permanently manifested itself in my olfactory bulbs. Yeap. Burning flesh.
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Surgery isn’t all bad.
No other profession involves people actually begging you to stick a knife in ‘em. Then they pay you loads for it.
Another good reason to become a surgeon :
CROCS!!!
I’ve always been biased toward medicine rather than surgery. Then again the door isn’t closed shut. I might just give surgery a chance. At least for the next two weeks.
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